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Tom Gorman, Jen Pawol,
and Emmett Ashford

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I never questioned the integrity of any umpire. Their eyesight, yes.
 
- Leo Durocher.

Léo le Lèvre
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We have to admit it. Leo could be a bit tough on umpires.1 But at least in his famous memoirs, Nice Guys Finish Last, he never wrote anything critical of Tom Gorman or Emmett Ashford. And of course, he never met Jen Pawol.

Jen is the first woman to serve as a major league baseball umpire in a regular season game.2 She was the home plate umpire at the game between the Atlanta Braves and the Miami Marlins on August 10, 2025 in Atlanta.3

Like all MLB umpires, Jen first worked in the minor leagues. She began officiating in 2016 and a nine year stint prior to transitioning to the majors is pretty much par. By all accounts, minor league officiating isn't a bed of roses. With games every day the economics of the minors dictates most travel is by car and accommodations can be rudimentary. One major league ball player said they eat different steaks in the minor leagues. Another player said they were lucky to get hamburger.

Emmett Ashford was the first black major league umpire. While working in the post office in the late 1940's he began officiating part time in the local amateur games. His congenial personality and distinctive style of calling made him a crowd favorite and in 1951 he was invited to join the minors in the Southwest International League. He then moved to other leagues and wound up in the prestigious Pacific Coast League in 1954. In 1963, Emmett was appointed umpire-in-chief for the Pacific League and then in 1966 he began umpiring in the majors for the American League.

Although some people commented that Emmett's flamboyant style worked against him - the usual rule is a good umpire is never noticed during the game - he was popular even with the owners and managers. Earl Weaver, known for his many umpire arguments and subsequent ejections, would speak calmly with Emmett during a questionable call. Even Charley Finley, the notoriously cantankerous owner of the Oakland Athletics, specifically requested that Emmett call the first game in the first game at the new Oakland Coliseum.4

Tom Gorman, though, was one of the mainstays of Major League Baseball during the most important era - that is, the Rise of Televised Sports. He moved from the minors to the majors in 1956 and called games until his retirement in 1974.

Tom became better known to the general public when he appeared on a commercial with none other than Leo Durocher. It was an advertisement where two sports figures swore to use the a particular brand of razor blades.

So when the commercial started you saw Leo and Tom facing the camera. They then took the pledge.

Leo: "I, Leo Durocher ..."

Tom: "I ,Tom Gorman ..."

Leo: "Switched to G-ll-tt- Pl-t-n-m Pl-s Blades."

Leo: "They are smoother and give me more comfort."

Tom: "It's as plain as the nose on your face."

Leo: "He never could see."

The announcer then breaks into the commercial and Leo steps in.

Leo: "Tom, throw him out of the commercial."

Tom then motions with his thumb and says:

"You are gone!"

So we see that even umpires have a sense of humor. So surely they won't mind a few good natured jests at their expense.

Why did the umpire work on a chicken farm in the off season?

So he could practice calling fowls.

Why do umpires never talk with managers on the telephone?

They're afraid the manager will ask them to reverse the call.

And then there's:

What did the umpire say to the bald-headed manager who began to argue with him?

"You're outta hair!"

References and Further Reading

"Tom Gorman", Bob Hurte, Society for American Baseball Research, January 4, 2012.

"Emmett Ashford", Mark Armour, Society for American Baseball Research, January 4, 2012.

"MLB Umpire Jen Pawol: Baseball America's 2025 Trailblazer Of The Year", J.J. Cooper, Baseball America, December 11, 2025.

Nice Guys Finish Last, Leo Durocher, Simon and Schuster, 1975.

"Umps and Champs", Donald Hall, The New York Times, April 15, 1979.

Leo Durocher: Baseball's Prodigal Son, Paul Dickson, Bloomsbury, 2017.